Presence of mind always works

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mindand the right answer at right time.Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse thequestionerQuestion and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IASOfficers now.Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without crackingit?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would ittake four men to build it?A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and

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When Bond meets an Andhra guy......

When Bond meets an Andhra guy......James Bond: "My name's Bond...(smiles and then says).... James Bond."James Bond: And you?Telugu Guy: I am Sai...(Smiles.)Venkata Sai... (Smiles.)Siva Venkata Sai . (Smiles.)Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... (Smiles..)Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....(smiles..)Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... (SMILES BIGGER.)Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai .... (SMILES & LAUGHS.)Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...... (SMILES & LAUGHS LOUD

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Succesful Sons....

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pri

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Try This...Bad eyes

If u can't read, then follow the guidelines.You won't believe it......its really amazing thing...:-DTry pulling the corner of your eyes by your finger, slowly.Close your eyes almost 90% so that you can actually read it..It works n u can read it......Check it out!

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A Short Story !

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an Argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the SAND:"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE."They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a STONE:"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE."The friend who had sl

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After 6 weeks....6 months....6 years

Dating process:6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.6 months : Of course I love U.6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?Back from Work:6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.6 months : BACK!!6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??Gifts:6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.Phone Ringing:6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.6 months : Here, for you.6 years : PHONE RINGING.Cooking:6 weeks : I never knew food could taste

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Feel proud to be an Indian...

* The number of companies listed on the Bombay Stock Exchange, atmore than 6,000, is second only to NYSE.* Four out of 10 Silicon Valley startups are run by Indians.* With 800 movies per year, India's film industry overshadows Hollywood.* The organized lottery market in India is US$7bn (2% of GDP).* India consumes a fifth of the world's gold output.* Indians account for 45% of H1-B visas issued by the US every year.* Growing at 6%, in 25 years Indian GDP (on a PPP basis) will be atthe same level the US is at today.* Six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over thepast 10 ye

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Men Are more Happier People - check out why???

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world is your urinal.You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$

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Easy v/s Difficult!!!

Easy is to get a place is someone's address book.Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.Easy is to judge the mistakes of othersDifficult is to recognize our own mistakesEasy is to talk without thinkingDifficult is to refrain the tongueEasy is to hurt someone who loves us.Difficult is to heal the wound...Easy is to forgive othersDifficult is to ask for forgivenessEasy is to set rules.Difficult is to follow them...Easy is to dream every night.Difficult is to fight for a dream...Easy is to show victory.Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...Easy is to admire a full moon.Difficult t

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A Beautiful story.

This is a beautiful story of someone u would admire!You won't believe who the person is.Here is a true story by Paul Harvey.Pass it to anyone who you think would find it interesting and inspiring.You will be surprised who this young man turned out to be. (Do not look at the bottom of this letter until you have read it fully.)Years ago a hardworking man took his family from New York State to Australia to take advantage of a work opportunity there. Part of this man's family was a handsome young son who had aspirations of joining the circus as a trapeze artist or an actor. This young fellow, bid

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Difference between men & women !

Men 1 Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser2 Insert card3 Dial code and desired amount4 Take the cash, the card and the slipWomen1 Drive to the bank2 Engine stalled3 Check make-up in the mirror4 Apply perfume5 Manually check haircut6 Park the car - failure7 Park the car - failure8 Park the car - success9 Search for the card in the handbag10 Insert card, rejected by the machine11 Throw phonecard back in handbag12 Look for bank card13 Insert card14 Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag15 Enter code16 Study instructions for 2 minutes17 #Cancel#18 Re-enter code19 #C

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Nobody is perfect-ART OF LIVING

COURTESY:ART OF LIVING, DUBAI NEWS LETTERA man and his girlfriend were married. It was large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. A wonderful time was had by all. The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom was very dashing in his black tuxedo. Everyone could tell that the love they had for each other was true. A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: "I read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our marriage." she offered. "Each of us will

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Where is the Problem?

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used toand he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor abetter idea about her hearing loss.Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and

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Never lose hope !

To realizeThe value of a sisterAsk someoneWho doesn't have one.To realizeThe value of ten years:Ask a newlyDivorced couple.To realizeThe value of four years:Ask a graduate.To realizeThe value of one year:Ask a student whoHas failed a final exam.To realizeThe value of nine months:Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.To realizeThe value of one month:Ask a motherwho has given birth toA premature baby.To realizeThe value of one week:Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.To realizeThe value of one hour:Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.To realizeThe value of one minute:Ask a personWho ha

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Test your eyes....

Plz follow the guide.1. First close one of your eye .2. Move your mouse point at the red '! " . ( shown below )3. Then go (select all) (Ctrl+A) .4. Then u'll see the result. ! Stupid ! People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind ;) YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problems hehehehe .. Ha..HA..HA..!!! Pls don't b angry .. I am a VICTIM also.. IF U FEEL DUMB:P THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIENDS...N MAKE DEM FEEL STUPID TOO

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Try a cup of Coffee...it's neat!!!!!

Have a cup of coffee.1. CLICK ON THE LINK "COFFEE MACHINE" (BELOW)2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY5. CLICK ON "APRI"ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to click on "APRI" ------>COFFEE MACHINE<----- Click here

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Lifetime Opportunity !!

On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date will be01:02:03 04/05/06This will never happen again in your life time. Courtesy:-Sethi, Shimul

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A well tested formula for life

Use the following tips be achieve the bet from the lifethis a well tested formula for life. Use... this... in... lifeTalk---------------SoftlyWalk----------------HumblyEat-------------------SensiblyBreathe--------------------DeeplySleep----------------------SufficientlyDress---------------------------SmartlyAct-------------------------------FearlesslyWork---------------------------------PatientlyThink-----------------------------------TruthfullyBelieve------------------------------------CorrectlyBehave-----------------------------------------DecentlyLearn--------------------------------------

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Semi-Automatic Love

Completely unawareI never knewthat you would care.I never knewyou'd be the oneto lift my lifeand make it fun. ---------------------------------Your love is like a neutron bombA total killer that's a factYour kisses blew my brains awayBut left my lips intact.Your smile is like a laser gunAs bright as light can beI'm as cold as a dull dead sunUntil you shine on me.Your mind is like a hand grenadeThrowing shrapnel all aroundYour laughter like a fusilladeShot me to the groundYour heart is like an armoured carProtected from all dangerA sentry calling "Who goes there?"Don't treat me like a stranger

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Never show that you have

There is one more golden rule of friendship, about which I am going to write in this chapter. The rule deals with putting your feeling in words. Let me explain in detail and in easier terms.Never let your friend know that you have sacrificed something for her. I cannot put this in simpler words. Yeah! If you want I can elaborate on this topic giving examples.If you come across a situation where you have an important schedule and still you manage to go out to meet your friend, you should never let your friend know that you have sacrificed your tight schedule for her.I have given an example of

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Alcoholic - dunno who wrote it

I'm an alcoholic for your loveBut then I think you've heardYou've left me pretty shakenDid I ever leave you stirred?You said we'd drink each other dry.Seems you're not thirsty any more.So you've left me with the empties.Sipping heartache through a straw

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Being Boring.........

"may you live in interesting times" - chinese curseIf you ask me "What's new?" - I have nothing to sayExcept that the garden is growing.I had a slight cold but it's better today.I'm content with the way things are goin.Yes, I am the same as I usually am,Still eating and sleeping and snoringin the noons also.I get on with my work, he gets on with his.I know this is all very boring.There was drama enough in my turbulent past:Tears and passion - I've used up a tankful.No news is good news, and long may it last.If nothing much happens, I'm thankful.A happier cabbage you never did see,my vegetable

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Dont come back

Love comes and goesand often is has paused,then comes back to seethe damage it has caused. Pleasedont come back. Everything is destroyed.

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Lover of Friend?

Whether I cameAs lover or friendI lacked the certaintyof a relationship.I know we kissedand we held handsbut lover and friendsmake both demands.We shared some wineWe shared some breadand later onwe shared your bed.But we shared no knowledge.of who we wereIn the social terms of"Are he and her?"We shared the darknessThe sounds from the streetAnd sometime in the nightA hand crossed the sheet."Halt who goes there?Lover or friend?"In the darkness I recognise youAs one and the same.

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It happens.. getting on... getting off... getting down... mmmm...

For DH one of many - Alice FishCompletely unawareI never knewthat you would care.I never knewyou'd be the oneto lift my lifeand make it fun.

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THREE THINGS IN LIFE

"Happiness in marriage is not something that just happens.A good marriage must be created.In marriage the little things are the big things.It is at no time taking the other for granted.It is a relationship in which the independence is equal,dependence is mutual and the obligation is reciprocal.It is not only marrying the right partner;it is being the right partner. "------------------------------------------------------------------- --THREE THINGS IN LIFE, once gone never comes back........WORDS, OPPORTUNITY, & TIME--THREE THINGS IN LIFE, are never sure........DREAMS, SUCCESS, & FORTU

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