After 6 weeks....6 months....6 years

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

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Feel proud to be an Indian...

* The number of companies listed on the Bombay Stock Exchange, at
more than 6,000, is second only to NYSE.

* Four out of 10 Silicon Valley startups are run by Indians.

* With 800 movies per year, India's film industry overshadows Hollywood.

* The organized lottery market in India is US$7bn (2% of GDP).

* India consumes a fifth of the world's gold output.

* Indians account for 45% of H1-B visas issued by the US every year.

* Growing at 6%, in 25 years Indian GDP (on a PPP basis) will be at
the same level the US is at today.
* Six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the
past 10 years. No other country has won more than twice.

* Bank deposits in India roughly equal 50% of its GDP OE again,among
the highest in the world.

* Indian Railways is the largest railway network in the world under
single management.

* India has the third-largest army in the world, nearly 1.5 million strong.

* India is the largest producer and consumer of tea in the world,
accounting for more than 30% of global production and 25% of consumption.

* India is the world's premier center for diamond cutting and polishing.
Nine out of every 10 stones sold in the world pass through India.

* India has the highest number of annual bulk drugs filings (77) with USFDA.

* India is home to the largest number of pharmaceutical plants (61)
approved by USFDA outside the US.

* India's Hero Honda is the world's largest motorcycle manufacturer,
with 2002 production of 1.7m units.

* Other than US and Japan, India is the only country to have built a
super computer indigenously.

* Indian Railways is the largest employer in the world, with a staff
of 1.6 million people.

* It is the second-largest cement-producing country in the world,
producing more than 110m tonnes.

* Of the Fortune 500 companies, 220 outsource their software-related
work to India.

* There are 8,500 Indian restaurants in the UK, 15% of the country's
total dining-out establishments.

* India is the largest democracy in the world, with nearly 400m voting
in the last national elections.

* India has the second-largest pool of scientists and engineers in the world.

* India has the third-largest investor base in the world.

* According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896,
India was the only source of diamonds.

* The Kumbh Mela festival, held every 12 years in the city of Allahabad,
attracts 25 million people OE more than the population of 185
of the 227 countries in the world.

* The Indian city of Varanasi, also known as Benares, is the oldest,
continuously inhabited city in the world today.

* There are 3.22 million Indians in the US.

* Indians are the richest immigrant class in the US, with nearly 200,000 millionaires.

* India is ranked the sixth country in the world in terms of satellite launches.

* There are over 70,000 bank branches in India - among the highest in the world.

PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN.....

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Men Are more Happier People - check out why???

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. !
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
You don't freakout when you go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead you become buddies.

No WONDER men are happier...

Send this to the women who can handle it, and to the men who will
enjoy reading it.

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Easy v/s Difficult!!!

Easy is to get a place is someone's address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...

Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...

Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...

Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value...

Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...

Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...

Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself...

Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...

Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...

Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy to read this
Difficult to follow

Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.

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A Beautiful story.

This is a beautiful story of someone u would admire!You won't believe who the person is.Here is a true story by Paul Harvey.Pass it to anyone who you think would find it interesting and inspiring.

You will be surprised who this young man turned out to be. (Do not look at the bottom of this letter until you have read it fully.)

Years ago a hardworking man took his family from New York State to Australia to take advantage of a work opportunity there. Part of this man's family was a handsome young son who had aspirations of joining the circus as a trapeze artist or an actor. This young fellow, biding his time until a circus job or even one as a stagehand came along, worked at the local shipyards which bordered on the worse section of town.

Walking home from work one evening this young man was attacked by five thugs who wanted to rob him. Instead of just giving up his money the young fellow resisted.However they bested him easily and proceeded to beat him to a pulp.They mashed his face with their boots, and kicked and beat his body brutally with clubs, leaving him for dead. When the police happened to find him lying in the road they assumed he was dead and called for the Morgue Wagon.

On the way to the morgue a policeman heard him gasp for air, and they immediately took him to the emergency unit at the hospital.When he was placed on a gurney a nurse remarked to her horror,that his young man no longer had a face. Each eye socket was smashed, his skull,legs, and arms fractured, his nose literally hanging from his face, all is teeth were gone, and his jaw was almost completely torn from his skull.

Although his life was spared he spent over a year in the hospital.When he finally left, his body may have healed, but his face was disgusting to look at. He was no longer the handsome youth that everyone admired.

When the young man started to look for work again he was turned down by everyone just on account of the way he looked. One potential employer suggested to him that he join the freak show at the circus as "The Man Who Had No Face"..... and he did this for a while. He was still rejected by everyone and no one wanted to be seen in his company. He had
thoughts of suicide.

This went on for five years.One day he passed a church and sought some solace there. Entering the church he encountered a priest who had saw him sobbing while kneeling in a
pew. The priest took pity on him and took him to the rectory where they talked at length. The priest was impressed with him to such a degree that he said that he would do everything possible for him that could be done to restore his dignity and life, if the young man would promise to be the best Catholic he could be, and trust in God's mercy to free him from his torturous life.

The young man went to Mass and communion every day, and after thanking God for saving his life, asked God to only give him peace of mind and the grace to be the best man he could ever be in His eyes. The priest, through his personal contacts was able to secure the services of the best plastic surgeon in Australia. There would be no cost to the young man, as the doctor was the priest's best friend. The doctor too was so impressed by the young man, whose outlook now on life, even though he had experienced the worst, was filled with good humor and love.

The surgery was a miraculous success. All the best dental work was also done for him. The young man became everything he promised God he would be.
He was also blessed with a wonderful, beautiful wife, and many children, and success in an industry which would have been the furthest thing from his mind as a career if not for the goodness of God and the love of the people who cared for him. This he acknowledges publicly.

This man is none other than the oscar winning actor Mel Gibson who has been the hero in The Patriot,Lethal Weapon,Brave Heart,Maverick,Signs and many more great movies.

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Difference between men & women !

Men

1 Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
2 Insert card
3 Dial code and desired amount
4 Take the cash, the card and the slip

Women

1 Drive to the bank
2 Engine stalled
3 Check make-up in the mirror
4 Apply perfume
5 Manually check haircut
6 Park the car - failure
7 Park the car - failure
8 Park the car - success
9 Search for the card in the handbag
10 Insert card, rejected by the machine
11 Throw phonecard back in handbag
12 Look for bank card
13 Insert card
14 Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
15 Enter code
16 Study instructions for 2 minutes
17 #Cancel#
18 Re-enter code
19 #Cancel#
20 Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21 Enter huge amount
22 #Error#
23 Enter large amount
24 #Error#
25 Enter smaller amount
26 Cross fingers
27 Take cash
28 Go back to the car
29 Check make up in rear mirror
30 Look for keys in handbag
31 Start car
32 Drive 50 meters
33 STOP
34 Drive back to bank machine
35 Get out of the car
36 Take card and ticket back from machine
37 Go back to the car
38 Throw card on passenger seat
39 Throw slip on the floor
40 Check make up in rear mirror
41 Manually check haircut
42 Go into roundabout - wrong way
43 BRAKE!!
44 Go into roundabout - right way
45 Drive 5 kilometers
46 Remove hand brake
47 Stop at mall
48 Spend money
49 Go back to step 1

Courtesy:-Jolly Prabhjot

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Nobody is perfect-ART OF LIVING

COURTESY:
ART OF LIVING, DUBAI NEWS LETTER

A man and his girlfriend were married. It was large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. A wonderful time was had by all. The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom was very dashing in his black tuxedo. Everyone could tell that the love they had for each other was true. A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: "I read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our marriage." she offered. "Each of us will write a list of the things that we find a bit annoying with the other person. Then, we can talk about how we can fix them together and make our lives happier together."

The husband agreed. So each of them went to a separate room in the house and thought of the things that annoyed them about the other. They thought about this question for the rest of the day and wrote down what they came up with. The next morning, at the breakfast table, they decided that they would go over their lists. "I'll start," offered the wife. She took out her list. It had many items on it. Enough to fill 3 pages, in fact. As she started reading the list of the little annoyances, she noticed that tears were starting to appear in her husbands eyes. "What's wrong?" she asked. "Nothing" the husband replied, "keep reading your list." The wife continued to read until she had read all three pages to her husband. She neatly placed her list on the table and folded her hands over top of it.

"Now, you read your list and then we'll talk about the things on both of our lists." She said happily. Quietly the husband stated, "I don't have anything on my list. I think that you are perfect the way that you are. I don't want you to change anything for me. You are lovely and wonderful and I wouldn't want to try and change anything about you." The wife, touched by his honesty and the depth of his love for her and his acceptance of her, turned her head and wept.

IN LIFE, there are enough times when we are disappointed, depressed and annoyed. We don't really have to go looking for them.We have a wonderful world that is full of beauty, light and promise. Why waste time in this world looking for the bad, disappointing or annoying things when we can look around us, and see the wondrous things before us?

I believe that WE ARE HAPPIEST WHEN we see and praise the good and try our best to forego the mistakes of our loved ones. Nobody is perfect but we can find perfection in them to change the way we see them. It is necessary to understand the difficulties and be a helping hand to each other... THAT BRIGHTENS THE RELATIONSHIP.

Always Keep Smiling

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Where is the Problem?

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to
and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a
better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so;

He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

Moral of the story:

The problem may not be with the other one as we always
think, could be very much within us..! SO don't always blame others for the
thing that you may lack.

Courtesy:-Meha Srivastava

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Never lose hope !

To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...

To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when

you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

The origin of this letter is unknown,
But it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.
Do not keep this letter.

Forward it to friends to whom you wish good luck

Peace love and prosperity to all

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Test your eyes....

Plz follow the guide.

1. First close one of your eye .

2. Move your mouse point at the red '! " . ( shown below )

3. Then go (select all) (Ctrl+A) .

4. Then u'll see the result.

!

Stupid ! People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind ;) YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problems hehehehe ..

Ha..HA..HA..!!!

Pls don't b angry ..

I am a VICTIM also..

IF U FEEL DUMB:P THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIENDS...N MAKE DEM FEEL STUPID TOO

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Try a cup of Coffee...it's neat!!!!!

Have a cup of coffee.

1. CLICK ON THE LINK "COFFEE MACHINE" (BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON "APRI"

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to click on "APRI"

------>COFFEE MACHINE<----- Click here

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Lifetime Opportunity !!

On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date will be

01:02:03 04/05/06

This will never happen again in your life time.

Courtesy:-Sethi, Shimul

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A well tested formula for life

Use the following tips be achieve the bet from the life
this a well tested formula for life.

Use... this... in... life
Talk---------------Softly
Walk----------------Humbly
Eat-------------------Sensibly
Breathe--------------------Deeply
Sleep----------------------Sufficiently
Dress---------------------------Smartly
Act-------------------------------Fearlessly
Work---------------------------------Patiently
Think-----------------------------------Truthfully
Believe------------------------------------Correctly
Behave-----------------------------------------Decently
Learn---------------------------------------------Practically
Plan-----------------------------------------------------Orderly
Earn----------------------------------------------------------Honestly
Save--------------------------------------------------------------Regularly
Spend---------------------------------------------------------------Intelligently
Love---------------------------------------------------------------------Passionately
ENJOY --- -------------------------------------------------------------------COMPLETELY

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