Today's holy fracking COW......

                                                  Holy Fracking COW!

Frosty is aways in it....

                                                         I found her this way officer....
                                                                     Always in the poop...

Frosty...say it isn't so...

This dude (Kevin Walsh) of Chestertown (md) has walked the Christmas Parade from 1997 till now.   He becomes Frosty The Snowman.    Puts on  a suit.    Plays the character.    Well it seems he has a problem with others.   He was arrested 5 time this year for fighting....what ever you can think of.   He decided to walk by the police (according to the police) and kick at their dog..... Because in his eyes it didn't belong there.   He said it never happened.   He said they just wanted to have a problem with him.   So they kicked his Snowman ass in front of all the nice kids.   You can't make it up.....

He is now saying he will come to court dressed as Frosty and fight them to the full...... Man....

This one I got...

                                    Yes it's the sweater.....

I couldn't even read this one...

Same problems here....

                                         I don't know if you have to cock your head just right?

Can you see it?

                                                   I tryed and I tryed....I can't see the fish...you?

Tonight's dream.....

Would love to say it will be all about her.... But most of the ones I have had as of late include her and my mom telling me to stop being so darn special.....ruins the mood every time.....

Why are you so happy....

                                                If you don't think the same....well you lie....

Talking about Japan....

                                                         This is not a ITAI....look it up....

I found my dream car....

                                              Man I would love to buy her.....

Fatboy......

                                             This is what a Fatboy is to me.......Say hello to Japan...

The Obesity Debate....

A Ohio kid who is 8 years old and tips the scales at 200 pounds was taken from his happy home by the state officials.   They said his mom isn't fit to raise him and they put him into a foster home.   Man she must be feeding the little tike.   Must be a warm and safe home.   He sure isn't stressing over anything.   Most like he has video games and lots of tv to keep him happy.   Man she might be killing him?   Can't say.   I'm not sure the state has the right to say she is a bad mom.   Maybe a mom who needs help?

                                                       Man is this lady killing this cat?

Hate him if you must...

            I see a man that loves his kids and takes darn good care of them.....He gets a bonus from me.

On the square.....

On Wednesday..... around 6 pm  11-30-11..... The Mayor of Watertown will light up the trees on the city square.    looks like a great time.   Bring the kids.    Bring some cameras.   Bring me warm drinks.

Tonight on CBS....

                                Tonight on CBS at 10 pm the show is on....Victoria S. A.  wings show.
                                                            Be there or be square.

Our Government admits....

A government Star Gate program...... and so far.....

All the women who came through are smoking hot.....

This place has it all....

They have Gas, Fireworks, Clowns, and Bimbos....... Where could you go wrong?

Be a man early....

Don't forget .......get that little man on the right foot.

Very funny....and sexy all in one.

                                              Yes sir-eeeee!

Cain and Bimbos.....

Some girl named Ginger has stepped out of the woods and said Cain has been touching her ass.    O my God another one.   The dude has been chasing some more ass.   He is a rich man.   He likes Blond Bimbos.   He wants to party it up.   He earned it.    O but Ray he's married....   Look around.   The wife knows about it and doesn't care.   As long as she keeps getting her pay day.    O but Ray that's so sad..... No it is not.   They seem happy in it all.    So why do we care?   If the man could come into the Whitehouse and turn our great country around.... Well he can have several girlfriends.  

Today's Hot Girl....

                                               OMG she is HOT!

I don't know what this is....

It's was in the Macy's Parade from this Thursday......I don't want to know....

Girls still look dam good....

                                                              And so does Dolly....

I'm glad it failed....

Russia's mars probe (plobos-grunt) is falling from space.    Bad that Russia will take a bad hit in the wallet....But if you read into it..... It was a bad choice by them in the first place.   That darn thing was going to bring back to Earth samples from another place in space.   The moons of Mars.   I really think it's wrong to bring this stuff back to our planet.   We have enough bugs and what ever on this planet....leave them where they are.

                                                           Before you know it your wife
                                                             and kids look funny....

Meat?

I went to Burger King today because the ads were killing me.    Over and over I saw a nice BK Topper burger all ready for me on the tv.    So I went and got me a Mushroom Topper.    It was okay.....Just not as super as the ads played it up to be.    It was kind of cheap and greasy..... Sorry King.   Not saying I won't try another..... Just really shot down today.    I thought it was going to be so good.

Megan Fox shows it....

                                      If you don't see (((IT))) well you are not looking for (((IT))) ....

Why does that seem wrong?

I would so like to nail Chas Bono's hairy monkey...... If that's wrong.....I don't want to be right..                                                   I'm so jealous of that chick!

I hate to admit it....

                   This almost could be true.....

Hey That's My Car!

                                                       Would you yell at them or watch?   This being your car...

Did that fish live?

Ever wonder what happened to that goldfish that you set free to the wild?   They get really fracking big.   A goldfish will keep growing as much as it's home allows.  You put them into lakes......Here's your lake monsters.    Man that bad boy could almost eat a person in a few years.  

Today's cool dude....

Golden Member is todays really cool dude.   Flap-Jack and a smoke?

Mrs. Clause coming?

                                           Maybe if you have been good......

Santa look at me...

Santa will be in a parade today this afternoon going down Washington Street.    The temp. out is so really nice for Nov.    Maybe take the kids?   Injoy some time watching their little faces light up.   Sounds good.

                                                I'd run up to him with a list.....But....he might get nervous?

Something to dream about tonight....

                                         Sweet Dreams.................

At first you.....

think these are real girls........This is how real the sex dolls are getting.   It's too real....

Big question here...

I can not for the life of me tell you what this is from or what it means......

This dude hangs by the river.....

In India and waits for people to have funerals.    In India people take thier loved ones to the river, burn the bodys, and spread the ashs.   This dude waits till they leave, picks out anything he can eat, and has a meal.   He is a holy man.   People there have no problem with this..... But yes they fear the hell out of these men.   Man I am glad we don't have them here.    That shit is just messed up....

Hot dog anyone?

This is the most expensive hotdog sold in NYC.     It's fracking crazy sized.   I couldn't even find a price for it online.   I quess the old saying......If you have to know the price.....You can't afford it applies.   O well it's so cool.   I would spend just about any thing to eat one.....maybe two?

It's happened.....

                                                    Aliens are out in the open....

Some people saw this alien riding in a parade and thought it was a costume..... O how wrong.   They came out to all and no one knew it.    Yes the aliens were pissed.    Wasted our whole day.... was heard as they rode off to their hide-out in Canada.

Who's the Turkey here?

 Our stock market was at an all time low this week.  Several people are still waiting for the promised jobs.  My 401k is tanking.  This dude is setting the turkey free..... Hell some of us could have used it on the table.

Look!

                                             A dirty crazy fat hippy with two Gee-Tars....Not good.

Getting fat....

Iv'e eaten so much of the left overs today from Turkey Day that man there is no going back.  I am going to get so fat.    Next week is the start.....I need to cut it back and decide to loose the pounds.   For me. Yes we are sneaky frackers.   Don't trust a fat guy.  

Want to tat......

I need to go to tat school and learn..... And as soon as I do....Will only be doing tramp stamps.   
                                      
Will call  my shop................ TRAMP STAMP...... If someone wasn't smart enough to pat. it...

Batman....look over there..

                                                Even Harley Quinn had it going over Robin....

Sexy Batgirl....

You ever wonder why Batman never married Batgirl and raised Bat-Childern?   Always seemed weird that he hung around a dark cold mansion with Boy-wonder and  Alfred.    I would have had a Bat-A-Ram for her.   :)

Sorry to see.....

A great lady passed away this week.  Mrs. Dorothy A. Rust from Three Mile Bay and Chaumont.   She and her family owned and ran the Town Tavern in Three Mile Bay years ago.    My mom worked for them in the bar at night.   Mr. and Mrs Rust treated me like one of their own.   I had a place to lay my head.   Food.   Very kind words....always.    She raised a very big and strong family.    I believe she has a real nice place waiting for her up there...... She earned it.    I will miss her..... Hope the kids are all well.  

                                                 Injoy it Mrs Rust.... you deserve it all...

She is.....

                                                              All grown up and still hot....

Where is she now?

                                                    Where is Phoebe Cates?    Man the things she saw in movies.

Hey It's nice right now....

BUT.....   Don't forget even as nice as this winter has been so far..... It will come.....

Make sure your tires are real good, oil change is up to date, and your antifreeze won't freeze.   Have your battery tested.   Make sure your doors all open.   Carry a small winter supply.... Blanket, some water, and some basic food..... candy bars last a long time.   Make sure you take the kit in at night....Nice warm blanket goes a long ways in a slide-off the road deal.   So does water that isn't frozen.    As far as the check over of the car......call the places I work for....... FX Caprara..... Billy and Charlie  have shops all over the area and want to help you make it through the winter safe.        Really they do....  and so do I....Come and see us.