Here's the man that.....

                                          Could drink any alien or man way under the table
                                             And still fix the star drive before the planet exploded.

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$5 cans of booze....

Just got ready to start lunch and saw this can of blended whisky coming to a store near you soon.    Man this would have been right up Scotty's alley on Star Trek.    8 shots in a can.   Man think of the vending machines alone.    I guess other countrys have these in just about every store.    Iv'e seen the blended whisky and cola drinks already.    They are good.    This can't be a bad idea.    Just needs ice and a shot glass.  

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Idi went away for awhile.....

Idi Amin Dada went on a trip around the states.....some kind of bus tour.....eating and sight-seeing was what he told me.    I packed his hooks and his bone flat-ware.    He's off to see America.    God help you and keep you safe if you have to bunk with him..... sometimes he's hard to understand or get along with for that much.    It takes a lot to deal with him.    Just all the questions about our laws.   "You can't eat what you want here?".     All the time he asks that one.  

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Don't throw away the electronics...

It's a law starting today.....No throwing away of the old electronics.....They have to go to be reclaimed.    Don't forget no babys too.    Prom is for a fun time.     Take the baby to the firehall and leave it.

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Get your mom out of my yard.....

                                                 I saw your mom in my yard again.....get her inside.

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If I hear one more time....

It's going to snow.....well you get it.    Over the weekend all the major networks told us.....get inside, bad storm coming.    This is the end.    No one will make it.    We recieved less then a inch.    Then we hear just last night......More snow is coming.    Look, I can go onto the air and say it's going to snow sometime this week.    We need real people on the air.....Not just paper readers.    

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Fracking fracking...

I saw in the paper where the State is going to start looking into the complaints about gas fracking.   Using good clean water to push out dirty gas, thus making good water into very dirty water.    Then do they reuse the dirty water?    No, they ship it to citys (Watertown being one) to go through the water plants and back into the river.    Then they use some more clean water.    Very bad for our way of life.    We are built around the water.    Yes we need ways away from oil.   Just clean ways.   From what I see, this isn't it.    Coal mining is better.

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