Names of Pathans according to Birthplace : Joke

Pathans are named according to their birth-place here some funny example how some awesome names of Pathans comes from.

Born in Jungle ..........Sher Khan
Born in summer ------- Sharbat Khan
Born during war ------- Barood Khan
Born near ocean ------- Samunder Khan
Born with abnormal features ------- Ajab Khan
Born premature ------- Masti Khan
Born near garden ------- Gul Khan
Born in anger ------- Ghazab Khan
Born in horror ------- Haibat Khan
Born funny ------- Nadia Khan
Born After Suicide Bom ------- Bhadur Khan
Born with talent but no brain ------- Shahid Khan Afridi
Born with Proud of Pakistan---- ---- Abdul Qadir Khan
Born in Pervaiz Musharaf Government ------ Bardasht Khan