A 24 year old dude in Bristol England tried to steal two live lobsters by shoving them down his pants and running out of the store. At first it sounded and looked like the way to go....for him. BUT....he forgot that lobsters have sharp claws. One or maybe both took a grab at his daddy parts. He was outside of the store for almost a half-hour trying to get them off. Med. techs. came and got them removed. In the Hospital he was told good news and bad. The store had a good laugh and wasn't having him arrested. The lobsters had given him a vasectomy. No kids for this dude. Maybe it's a good thing too?
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