The Pope and Twitter?

I just heard it on my fav. radio station.    The Pope will soon have a
Twitter account.    He will be available to the mass and I for one can't
wait to see a tweet from the man of men.    What will they be you ask.
Hell I bet real cool ones.   Today I got another pointy hat.   I just took
a dump and what the hell was it I ate?    Someone keeps hiding my cigs.
I just went for a roll in the gold vault and it was so cool.   You get it.