Watertown Crows!

No not these guys.    The Black Crows do not live and play in Watertown NY.
I saw them once in Syracuse.    They were cool, just not real good on stage.

No it's these flying black rats we have to put up with when it gets cold here in the North Country.
Only not just a few.    Thousands of the darn things.   The sky is black with them at night.   They
come in for many reasons.   It's much warmer in a city during fall and winter.   Food is everywhere.
People are lazy and leave out garbage everywhere.    People litter.    It's a great place for the crows
to stay for the winter.    Hell I don't blame them.    5 star place if you are a crow.  

                    These work to drive them away, if done by enough people.
                     Buy them if you want, it works.    Hell enough people with
                     them would drive away the crows for a long time.

                                       Just keep them away from some of the people here.

                           We could set up a attraction around them like the cities that have
                            thousands of black flying bat rats.    They make do with them.
                            I have to tell you, crows I can deal with.   Bats?    No way!

                       Do you have this?    Some cities have days where they give away prizes
                       for the most shoot.    Seems like it would clean them up.   But is it just
                       wrong to have contests that involve the death of crows?   Maybe it isn't.

We need an answer this year on the crows.   They have came back with double the numbers.
They look like a problem and we need to come up with the answers quick.    Even setting up
cannons to go off every hour would drive them out.   Have to sub another noise with another,
but it would solve the problem.    I don't know.   Anyone?