Werewolfs

The Warewolf.... A European dream or a real creature?   The Lycanthrope.... A dude named Petronius from the old Greek world knew them well.   The shape shifting wolf men of  the Native American storys around the campfire.   A creature that if it bits you makes you one of them.    Or if a old lady rides by in a Chevy wagon and puts the curse on your head.    Only thing that can stop you are silver bullets.   The full moon makes you run around with little girls hanging from your mouth.    You need to shave several times a week.  Woman fall in love with you all the time.   You can run and jump at super speeds.   You are an unstopped eating machine.   You are an animal on Monday and a gym teacher on Tuesday.....

          Sounds like you are the DosXX Beer Man......The most interesting man on the planet.