Ever go out and get one...

Ever go out into the snow with a saw and a dream of having the best tree ever?     Yes I took my Mom for years as a kid to find that perfect tree for Christmas.    Hell one year we brought back some kind of rat with the tree.    It was in some kind of nest.    The fracking little dog we had kep't running past the tree all crazy.   Barking like a little nut.    We were never so happy she kicked into kill when the thing came from the tree.    Murder on Christmas of a woodland creature.    We handed out some treats that night.    Good dog.